fiendFarts....there goes another...They said I could, so I did.

And Just How Does It Know?

2010-01-08T20:11:00.000-05:00

Huh?

2010-01-08T20:07:00.001-05:00

Subject: Will This Work?

Only Cheeto knows, and he aint talkin' much.

2010-01-08T19:57:00.001-05:00

Well that's just ducky. But how can I do more?
Do I need to ask Cheeto?

I am haunted

2008-12-19T19:26:00.000-05:00

By things I have not done and things I have failed to do.

Can't believe

2008-10-27T19:00:00.002-04:00

Just how dark it is and it's only 7pm.
Next week is going to be the start of the tough season.

Like Ninja

2008-10-27T16:08:00.002-04:00

When something drops from the counter or fridge and my hands are full I get a leg or foot out there to slow it down before it goes crashing to the ground.
Today a bottle of Flying Dog Pale Ale was headed that way. I reacted.
Then had time to react again.
I got my foot out of there before it was a victim.

Travel

2008-07-21T11:39:00.003-04:00

It does a body no good.

Wrecked and beaten is how we are feeling.
Thursday, drive up to Mt. Snow.
Friday, cheer on others, ride lap or two of course, work on bikes.
Saturday, race, at least once, pack up and drive home.
Sunday, race, drink hot beer in parking lot.

Abandon all hope we who enter here.

PS by DS - all driving done w/o AC and it was hot, like the beer.
(thanx Betsy!)

"Fans cool people"

2008-06-20T13:46:00.001-04:00

"Not Buildings" - Andy, down at Pathfinder, closing time, shutting down, on them being "green" and going w/o A/C.

"I would just like to thank...

2008-06-19T16:26:00.004-04:00

the organizing committee for giving me the 4:20 time slot."

A lone Texan at the most recent AIHCE conference.
Betsy was the only one to laugh.

Stop looking for answers

2008-06-17T12:56:00.003-04:00

In books, from "leaders", from the sky.

Just do what's *good*.

Is killing others good?
Is exploiting others, creatures, the land, good?

Well then don't do it.

Do good.
Or at least do less "bad".
Please.

When Chris tries to hide things from us...

2008-06-13T00:39:00.001-04:00

I reply with-
"Preying partners pontificate prodigiously!"

He thought it was from a movie or something.
I'm genius sometimes, no?

Say that Life is Sacred?

2008-05-13T14:39:00.002-04:00

Then don't eat or exploit it.

The Rising Cost of Gas

2008-05-02T11:12:00.001-04:00

Doesn't make people drive less.

It only makes them more angry.
Just great, exactly what we need...

Chris, aka Goose

2008-04-19T10:56:00.000-04:00

Is a big fat dork.
He broke my chair.
Cause he doesn't and won't listen.

I heart

2008-04-10T21:03:00.000-04:00

being sample-sized.

I just put

2008-03-28T16:16:00.001-04:00

a packet of Emergen-C into a cup of coffee.
:(

dipshit

2008-03-13T09:54:00.000-04:00

Is my current favorite word/expression/fact.

More Bumper Snickers

2008-03-11T22:42:00.003-04:00

If someone tells you "they love animals"
and then eats them,
they are lying.

Never put the pasta in

2008-02-28T20:48:00.001-05:00

Until the water is either boiling, or really close to boiling.

Else you'll get mush.

Guess what we're having for the "rushed" dinner tonight... ?

I don't mind

2008-02-22T08:02:00.002-05:00

Getting up early.

I just don't like *having* to do anything at that time though.

Cars are great

2008-01-15T11:46:00.001-05:00

I just don't think they should be driven all the time.

Being sick

2008-01-05T15:05:00.000-05:00

Is the worst cause you have all this time...
To get nothing done.

And that's what you get done. Nothing.

Being sick sucks.

Being sick

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Makes you rethink everything.

And then when you get better,
everything is still the same.

Being sick just sucks.

Humans are still the most horrible creatures,

2007-11-14T15:36:00.000-05:00

Each time I read some history or article where someone w/ money, power, or religious interests causes harm to another, I'm reminded of this.
And to do it simply to protect their money, power, or religious interest.

We sicken me.

Blaming Alcohol

2007-11-14T15:19:00.000-05:00

For alcoholics is like blaming the Civil War on the blacks.

Not sure

2007-11-07T22:27:00.000-05:00

Which is more depressing.
Having to ride to work in the darkness, or coming home in the waxing light.
I guess either is not desirable.
Yuck.

Fall is

2007-10-11T09:20:00.000-04:00

Putting on a flannel shirt and riding your bike or skateboard around.

Bumper Snickers, II

2007-10-08T22:12:00.001-04:00

Just Blog It!

I blogged for a whole hour and all I got was one stupid comment.

Bloggers do it, while others comment.

Share the Blog!

Semper Blog

I'd rather be blogging.

Honk if you love to blog!

Think globally, blog locally.

Friends don't let friends blog drunk.

Bumper Snickers, I

2007-10-08T21:14:00.000-04:00

Blogger on board!

I heart Blogging!

Blog till you drop.

My Blog's smarter than your Honor Student.

Bloggers Do It, then let everyone know.

Stop the World

2007-10-08T16:19:00.001-04:00

I want to get off.
Ahhhhh!!!

Meat Stinks

2007-10-05T12:53:00.001-04:00

And is murder.

If it wasn't for dD, it wouldn't be happening in the house.
Send us your leftovers

Canaan Valley is a hard place to ride

2007-09-29T21:18:00.001-04:00

Doing an Ultra out there is just plain masochistic.
Everything hurts and it hurts deep.

"I see better

2007-09-29T21:16:00.000-04:00

When I'm walking."
Matt Ross, Zombie man.

"No one is

2007-09-28T12:37:00.001-04:00

Innocent enough to escape persecution."
Michael Caruso

Drive a car?

2007-09-27T22:36:00.000-04:00

Don't call yourself an environmentalist. Really.
Single Speed Nation

"She nagged me."

2007-09-27T22:18:00.000-04:00

"She nagged you?"
CSI, season 2, Scuba Doobie-do

There isn't always a reason

2007-09-27T22:09:00.000-04:00

For everything that happens.

You can wish/hope/pray that there is, but you are still mistaken.

Farts are fun!

2007-09-27T22:08:00.000-04:00

And make the room warmer.

Food Coma

2007-09-26T21:53:00.000-04:00

I just put myself into one.
Too much vegetable lo mien w/ a side of some of Bunny's tofu & broccoli.
Can't move.
Not yet.
Akkk.

A Dot Com to Die For

2007-09-19T21:38:00.000-04:00

notcom.com

Really sweet and looks good in any browser.
Even on my fones.

I Stepped On Betsy's Hair

2007-09-17T16:20:00.000-04:00

And it felt awfully weird.

Her hair that I had cut. Out front. On the sidewalk.

Still freaky feeling.

Pushing a Big Gear

2007-09-15T21:51:00.000-04:00

Gives me gas.
More gas than normal.

Ran a 32x18 for two laps and then bumped it up to a 17 for two laps.
Things aren't quite right now.

24

2007-09-07T11:16:00.001-04:00

Is taking all our time.
Attention.
Thought.
Life.

We eat, sleep, think, just like our comrades at CTU.
It's awful.
But we can't walk away now, we're in too deep.

---------------
sent from somewhere inside the Compound, room #3.
Secure port:3285

24

2007-09-03T22:32:00.000-04:00

is the worst thing to happen to me since Doom, Duke Nukem, Quake, and Myst.
I'm trapped.

packing peanuts

2007-08-31T08:18:00.000-04:00

- don't fare well in a car doing 100mph
- they snap as they circle around your head
- the ones that don't leave get lodged under the seat

There is a dog!

2007-08-29T16:10:00.001-04:00

I found a half gallon of Cookies and Cream ice cream in the freezer!
Above the frozen pizza.

Now that's not where the ice cream goes, but right now I'm not complaining.
I'm enjoying!

Yummm.

coffee's on

2007-08-28T07:31:00.000-04:00

time to start wiggling.

You're right Chris

2007-08-23T21:11:00.000-04:00

computers suck.
still in gbg.
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The only thing worse

2007-08-23T15:52:00.001-04:00

Is when the A/C is out for an entire building, they can't open
windows, and boy is it hot, stale, and gross in here.

Yuck.
When's Fall?

holy fsck* is it hot!

2007-08-23T12:07:00.000-04:00

cars should never have black interiors.
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# that would be File System ChecK in my vernacular.

bad penny

2007-08-22T13:14:00.000-04:00

Ought to know what a liar I am, ought to know me by now
Don't curse me for my nature, don't bless me for my luck
Just a bad penny, I always come back to you
Just a bad penny
Should have known you couldn't trust me far as you can throw me
Couldn't throw me too far
Just a bad penny, couldn't throw me too far
Such a bad penny, such a bad penny
Bad, bad penny, bad, bad penny
Slap my hand

the system is down

2007-08-22T13:08:00.001-04:00

and chris broke it.
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"No more wire hangers!"

2007-08-22T12:54:00.001-04:00

Share the Road.

2007-08-22T09:49:00.000-04:00

But Take the Lane as well.

"Cyclists fare best when they act and are treated as drivers of vehicles."

Riding in a light drizzle

2007-08-22T09:46:00.000-04:00

Beats driving.
Any day. Any time.

Oopah!

2007-08-21T22:32:00.000-04:00

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that's a nice hanger!

2007-08-21T15:22:00.002-04:00

This is from the Google ad that came up, somewhere on the left there.
<---
http://www.beverlyhangers.com/
That's a really nice item indeed.
I wonder if they make clothes pins though?

Update-
Neither of those fine companies have clothes pins.
We need some better ads here!

more laundry

2007-08-21T15:19:00.000-04:00

Inside now, the whites.
Came up short, you guessed it, two pins. Only I use the wedgy-style pins inside.
But still.
And I looked around in all the usual clothes pin hiding sports, and I'm not just saying this for the good of the story, didn't find a one.
So two undies have to share w/ another.
Shame it is.

pint glasses

2007-08-21T14:42:00.000-04:00

We got 25 and came within a gnats breath of having only 24, and these are just the ones that are in the cupboard.
As I was counting one tried to jump to its demise, though I would have none of that and daftly trapped it against the counter and another. Whew, it was really close.

But we got too many of these.
And these aren't just plain ones', they're all from events or something really cool like that.
They've become quite the thing to give away at races and such.
Though now, like the t-shirts, they are taking up too much room and we don't use them or break them often enough.
I'd like to make a quilt of the t-shirts.
I drink my beer from the bottle.

"reality

2007-08-21T14:36:00.000-04:00

is the only word that should always be used in quotes."-
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult.
Always comes to mind.

basil

2007-08-21T14:15:00.000-04:00

Is the only "real" thing we got growing in our "garden".
But I sure do like having it. Fresh basil is the best in everything.
Neighbor Mike says that if we let it go to seed, it'll come back for next year, but it won't really last long in the house if we pot it, after the sun starts not coming around so much.
That's nice.

laundry

2007-08-21T14:04:00.000-04:00

I had two wooden spring-type clothes-pins fail on me today.
And they're surely not more than 4-5 years old.
I want to know who I should talk to about this travesty.

But more interestingly, when I got done hanging the three loads of laundry, I was... two pins short.
Nature or nurture?