And Just How Does It Know?

Huh?

Subject: Will This Work?

Only Cheeto knows, and he aint talkin' much.

Well that's just ducky. But how can I do more?
Do I need to ask Cheeto?

I am haunted

By things I have not done and things I have failed to do.

Can't believe

Just how dark it is and it's only 7pm.
Next week is going to be the start of the tough season.

Like Ninja

When something drops from the counter or fridge and my hands are full I get a leg or foot out there to slow it down before it goes crashing to the ground.
Today a bottle of Flying Dog Pale Ale was headed that way. I reacted.
Then had time to react again.
I got my foot out of there before it was a victim.

Travel

It does a body no good.

Wrecked and beaten is how we are feeling.
Thursday, drive up to Mt. Snow.
Friday, cheer on others, ride lap or two of course, work on bikes.
Saturday, race, at least once, pack up and drive home.
Sunday, race, drink hot beer in parking lot.

Abandon all hope we who enter here.

PS by DS - all driving done w/o AC and it was hot, like the beer.
(thanx Betsy!)

"Fans cool people"

"Not Buildings" - Andy, down at Pathfinder, closing time, shutting down, on them being "green" and going w/o A/C.

"I would just like to thank...

the organizing committee for giving me the 4:20 time slot."

A lone Texan at the most recent AIHCE conference.
Betsy was the only one to laugh.

Stop looking for answers

In books, from "leaders", from the sky.

Just do what's *good*.

Is killing others good?
Is exploiting others, creatures, the land, good?

Well then don't do it.

Do good.
Or at least do less "bad".
Please.

When Chris tries to hide things from us...

I reply with-
"Preying partners pontificate prodigiously!"

He thought it was from a movie or something.
I'm genius sometimes, no?

Say that Life is Sacred?

Then don't eat or exploit it.

The Rising Cost of Gas

Doesn't make people drive less.

It only makes them more angry.
Just great, exactly what we need...

Chris, aka Goose

Is a big fat dork.
He broke my chair.
Cause he doesn't and won't listen.

I heart

being sample-sized.

I just put

a packet of Emergen-C into a cup of coffee.
:(

dipshit

Is my current favorite word/expression/fact.

More Bumper Snickers

If someone tells you "they love animals"
and then eats them,
they are lying.

Never put the pasta in

Until the water is either boiling, or really close to boiling.

Else you'll get mush.

Guess what we're having for the "rushed" dinner tonight... ?

I don't mind

Getting up early.

I just don't like *having* to do anything at that time though.

Cars are great

I just don't think they should be driven all the time.

Being sick

Is the worst cause you have all this time...
To get nothing done.

And that's what you get done. Nothing.

Being sick sucks.

Being sick

Makes you rethink everything.

And then when you get better,
everything is still the same.

Being sick just sucks.

Humans are still the most horrible creatures,

Each time I read some history or article where someone w/ money, power, or religious interests causes harm to another, I'm reminded of this.
And to do it simply to protect their money, power, or religious interest.

We sicken me.

Blaming Alcohol

For alcoholics is like blaming the Civil War on the blacks.

Not sure

Which is more depressing.
Having to ride to work in the darkness, or coming home in the waxing light.
I guess either is not desirable.
Yuck.

Fall is

Putting on a flannel shirt and riding your bike or skateboard around.

Bumper Snickers, II

Just Blog It!

I blogged for a whole hour and all I got was one stupid comment.

Bloggers do it, while others comment.

Share the Blog!

Semper Blog

I'd rather be blogging.

Honk if you love to blog!

Think globally, blog locally.

Friends don't let friends blog drunk.

Bumper Snickers, I

Blogger on board!

I heart Blogging!

Blog till you drop.

My Blog's smarter than your Honor Student.

Bloggers Do It, then let everyone know.

Stop the World

I want to get off.
Ahhhhh!!!

Meat Stinks

And is murder.

If it wasn't for dD, it wouldn't be happening in the house.
Send us your leftovers

Canaan Valley is a hard place to ride

Doing an Ultra out there is just plain masochistic.
Everything hurts and it hurts deep.

"I see better

When I'm walking."
Matt Ross, Zombie man.

"No one is

Innocent enough to escape persecution."
Michael Caruso

Drive a car?

Don't call yourself an environmentalist. Really.
Single Speed Nation

"She nagged me."

"She nagged you?"
CSI, season 2, Scuba Doobie-do

There isn't always a reason

For everything that happens.

You can wish/hope/pray that there is, but you are still mistaken.

Farts are fun!

And make the room warmer.

Food Coma

I just put myself into one.
Too much vegetable lo mien w/ a side of some of Bunny's tofu & broccoli.
Can't move.
Not yet.
Akkk.

A Dot Com to Die For

notcom.com

Really sweet and looks good in any browser.
Even on my fones.

I Stepped On Betsy's Hair

And it felt awfully weird.

Her hair that I had cut. Out front. On the sidewalk.

Still freaky feeling.